








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 276 | 21% |
| Smokes | 426 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 281 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 327 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $154,161 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Coltrasten | 44% | 36 |
| #8 | Papi | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | N1L550Ncs | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | e-snok | 38% | 21 |
| #11 | Fimpen_ | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papi | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | göran | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LPE | 140 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Coltrasten | 121 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Papi | 69 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | göran | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | e-snok | 27 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | den hale osten | +4.73 | 79 | 44 |
| #2 | göran | +3.32 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | Coltrasten | +1.42 | 70 | 68 |
| #4 | vrsus | +0.17 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | Palle Paltnacke | -0.01 | 50 | 58 |





