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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 512 matches | ||
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 63,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19231 | 30% |
| Smokes | 16111 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 12967 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 15297 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,027,513 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 923 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sasu123 | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | -S | 57% | 154 |
| #3 | Kurakeisari | 55% | 363 |
| #4 | Midator Pressile | 54% | 641 |
| #5 | JuJa | 54% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurakeisari | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | RCHRD | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | motiN | 9 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Inffi | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | implicit | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sasu123 | +1.83 | 57 | 62 |
| #2 | Midator Pressile | +1.67 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | -S | +1.44 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | JuJa | +0.87 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | motiN | +0.79 | 75 | 56 |





