








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 659 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3469 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3507 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4100 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2740 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $745,343 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | m3an | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | SlavaBogu | 47% | 19 |
| #8 | mick | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | ookean | 44% | 18 |
| #10 | COOLER /S/ | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaljaMees | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ookean | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | COOLER /S/ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | m3an | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | mick | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m3an | +4.35 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | ookean | +3.96 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | COOLER /S/ | +1.16 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | SlavaBogu | +0.58 | 82 | 39 |
| #5 | mick | -0.02 | 71 | 48 |





