








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 707 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7303 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5871 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7971 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6602 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,873,998 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRANITEMAUL | 50% | 450 |
| #2 | Panda | 50% | 442 |
| #3 | SonicLiquid | 49% | 269 |
| #4 | duke | 46% | 98 |
| #5 | Phat Ranga | 46% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | duke | 46% | 98 |
| #5 | Phat Ranga | 46% | 294 |
| #6 | Lucker | 46% | 48 |
| #7 | serj1n | 46% | 138 |
| #8 | sKapeGoaT | 42% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SonicLiquid | 30 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Phat Ranga | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | GRANITEMAUL | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | duke | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Panda | 4 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRANITEMAUL | 1992 | 0.21 | 41 min |
| #2 | Phat Ranga | 1007 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #3 | Panda | 933 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #4 | sKapeGoaT | 636 | 0.29 | 21 min |
| #5 | SonicLiquid | 388 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lolsifer | +1.09 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | duke | +0.75 | 69 | 64 |
| #3 | Phat Ranga | +0.41 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | serj1n | -0.16 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | GRANITEMAUL | -0.23 | 65 | 61 |





