








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2278 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2689 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2726 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2558 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,507 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Asketill | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | Haboxz | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | PauLekiNn | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | B2K_ | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypton | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Haboxz | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | K3nZi | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | fly.af | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | mka | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falkony666 | 252 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | K3nZi | 204 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | mka | 169 | 0.37 | 4 min |
| #4 | fly.af | 161 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Krypton | 124 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiLix2k_Fame | +3.23 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Krypton | +2.99 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Asketill | +2.19 | 59 | 73 |
| #4 | mka | +2.01 | 67 | 84 |
| #5 | Haboxz | +1.66 | 80 | 70 |





