








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3563 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3388 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3426 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2449 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,198 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | selz | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | burnz0 | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | yoshi_deLuxe | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | furiO_os | 62% | 21 |
| #5 | wikket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spt_the_lucker | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | DirRrrTy_ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | selz | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | furiO_os | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Stonii | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burnz0 | +4.25 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | -1h | +2.79 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | furiO_os | +1.72 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | yoshi_deLuxe | +1.62 | 41 | 58 |
| #5 | selz | +0.81 | 69 | 63 |





