








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3259 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2509 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2814 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2029 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,486,132 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ebaytopseller | 52% | 145 |
| #2 | snoMell | 50% | 217 |
| #3 | popo ( ^◡^)っ✂ | 48% | 291 |
| #4 | MAC | 47% | 340 |
| #5 | pete | 43% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | popo ( ^◡^)っ✂ | 48% | 291 |
| #4 | MAC | 47% | 340 |
| #5 | pete | 43% | 91 |
| #6 | BIGDADDYCOOL | 41% | 117 |
| #7 | riffy_raffy | 32% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoMell | 17 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | MAC | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | popo ( ^◡^)っ✂ | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | BIGDADDYCOOL | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | pete | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAC | 763 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | popo ( ^◡^)っ✂ | 576 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | ebaytopseller | 506 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | snoMell | 313 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | pete | 254 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ebaytopseller | +1.94 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | snoMell | +1.45 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | BIGDADDYCOOL | +1.04 | 61 | 51 |
| #4 | jannis | +0.39 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | MAC | -0.75 | 58 | 62 |





