








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1036 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3438 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2784 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2926 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1929 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,096 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -artizia | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | CrissOfGaming | ak47 | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | 『 GOD 』Nikaman | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | compl1cated | 56% | 52 |
| #5 | BaAd | 51% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebeucop | 408 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | BaAd | 240 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | compl1cated | 178 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | norma1 | 146 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | CrissOfGaming | ak47 | 135 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -artizia | +3.79 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | compl1cated | +3.37 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | lyoshka | +1.88 | 84 | 63 |
| #4 | CrissOfGaming | ak47 | +1.55 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | BaAd | -0.46 | 73 | 59 |





