








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2572 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2981 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2859 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2113 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,483,355 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DA-vai | 49% | 154 |
| #2 | LeBob | 48% | 193 |
| #3 | mattlas | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | arN STORMAMMA | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | T0st. Tumba-Tarzan | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LeBob | 48% | 193 |
| #3 | mattlas | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | arN STORMAMMA | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | T0st. Tumba-Tarzan | 42% | 48 |
| #6 | arN cså veto ridå | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DA-vai | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | LeBob | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | mattlas | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DA-vai | 729 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #2 | LeBob | 381 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | arN STORMAMMA | 170 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | T0st. Tumba-Tarzan | 151 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | mattlas | 63 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sås | +1.49 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | arN STORMAMMA | +1.06 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | mattlas | -0.14 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | T0st. Tumba-Tarzan | -0.80 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | DA-vai | -0.96 | 60 | 68 |





