








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10115 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6482 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5830 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5110 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,097,883 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sp0rk | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Chow Mein Chen | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | owowowo | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | zagg | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | NtAj LiAb | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chow Mein Chen | 1162 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #2 | sp0rk | 868 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #3 | owowowo | 572 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | a | 361 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | lamar wackson | 359 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | owowowo | +4.45 | 94 | 73 |
| #2 | cyntt | +3.67 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | jasuon | +2.29 | 89 | 73 |
| #4 | Chow Mein Chen | +1.67 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | sp0rk | +0.98 | 83 | 67 |





