








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10589 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 54,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15002 | 27% |
| Smokes | 14012 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 14778 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 10886 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,273,949 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 603 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eduardo | +4.79 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | Xhizorify | +3.40 | 75 | 45 |
| #3 | Kaatumis | +3.04 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | Taniiih | +2.43 | 67 | 88 |
| #5 | d1w | +1.38 | 74 | 87 |





