








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 753 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 467 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11561 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7111 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 10871 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5314 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,230,830 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1556 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vguilnert | 52% | 90 |
| #2 | Quest | 51% | 67 |
| #3 | cactus | 45% | 109 |
| #4 | Prince71 | 44% | 124 |
| #5 | talks like he's an anime | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | undr | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Quest | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | notes | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Prince71 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Vguilnert | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quest | 602 | 0.46 | 16 min |
| #2 | undr | 374 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | Vguilnert | 309 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | notes | 285 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Prince71 | 195 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quest | +3.06 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | Vguilnert | +1.79 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | notes | +0.77 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | Prince71 | +0.20 | 40 | 56 |
| #5 | gigalz | -0.33 | 64 | 84 |





