








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 678 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 576 matches | ||
| Faceit | 249 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16780 | 39% |
| Smokes | 12208 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7678 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6418 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,328,777 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2 PLEB | 55% | 74 |
| #2 | Ach17d | 52% | 50 |
| #3 | Para | 51% | 200 |
| #4 | Curse | 50% | 96 |
| #5 | milflover83 | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ach17d | 52% | 50 |
| #3 | Para | 51% | 200 |
| #4 | Curse | 50% | 96 |
| #5 | milflover83 | 49% | 63 |
| #6 | Doc_Deus | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Para | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | CS2 PLEB | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Ach17d | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | milflover83 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Doc_Deus | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Para | 798 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | milflover83 | 255 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ach17d | 215 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | CS2 PLEB | 191 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Doc_Deus | 150 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tip | +1.86 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | Curse | +1.17 | 87 | 57 |
| #3 | CS2 PLEB | +0.92 | 86 | 63 |
| #4 | Doc_Deus | +0.89 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | milflover83 | -0.39 | 89 | 64 |





