








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2801 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2752 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1899 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2797 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,979 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fg6 | 51% | 195 |
| #2 | VinD | 50% | 235 |
| #3 | Fr3ddy | 46% | 255 |
| #4 | Skizoprehn | 45% | 248 |
| #5 | TaGGmus | 44% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | VinD | 50% | 235 |
| #3 | Fr3ddy | 46% | 255 |
| #4 | Skizoprehn | 45% | 248 |
| #5 | TaGGmus | 44% | 134 |
| #6 | Dizzy | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skizoprehn | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | VinD | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | fg6 | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Fr3ddy | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | TaGGmus | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fg6 | 1079 | 0.27 | 33 min |
| #2 | TaGGmus | 517 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #3 | VinD | 443 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | Skizoprehn | 321 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | Fr3ddy | 160 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fg6 | +2.41 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | TaGGmus | +2.30 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | Skizoprehn | +1.32 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | VinD | -0.38 | 50 | 67 |
| #5 | Fr3ddy | -1.75 | 54 | 49 |





