








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1507 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1574 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1781 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $562,704 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skizoprehn | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | VinD | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | fg6 | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | BLYATMAN | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | 𝔐𝔬𝔥𝔤𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔱 | 3 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔐𝔬𝔥𝔤𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔱 | +3.41 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | zox | +3.21 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | fg6 | +2.12 | 76 | 81 |
| #4 | TaGGmus | +1.67 | 80 | 67 |
| #5 | Skizoprehn | +1.65 | 74 | 64 |





