








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4330 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3099 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3944 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4080 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,316,848 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Mauri Kunnas | 47% | 73 |
| #14 | kylbert | 44% | 25 |
| #15 | ♥Nemu♥ | 44% | 98 |
| #16 | Willtord (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) | 41% | 58 |
| #17 | Hösti | 38% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mauri Kunnas | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | RetZki | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Hösti | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | banzaooo | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Soskate | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banzaooo | 954 | 0.29 | 27 min |
| #2 | Soskate | 515 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Kyösti | 297 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | ♥Nemu♥ | 235 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | RetZki | 205 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banzaooo | +2.61 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | Kyösti | +2.46 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | kylbert | +1.94 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | Hösti | +1.54 | 58 | 65 |
| #5 | Wombat | +0.87 | 64 | 64 |





