








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2831 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1861 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1147 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2348 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,003 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wanga | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | Pass | 75% | 28 |
| #3 | ✪ JON BONES JONES | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | RafskE | 66% | 41 |
| #5 | Teng | 60% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeaBo* | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | extacie | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Teng | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ZERO | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Pass | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeaBo* | 589 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Stevie2Kerr | 219 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Teng | 201 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | extacie | 141 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pass | 123 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pass | +5.72 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | RafskE | +4.03 | 78 | 75 |
| #3 | ♛ NEmes!s | +3.47 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | EkSFAR | +3.34 | 90 | 77 |
| #5 | SeaBo* | +2.82 | 76 | 69 |





