








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 413 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1382 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4429 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 2206 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1655 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,187,762 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rapscallion | 51% | 306 |
| #2 | Johnny DoubleTap | 50% | 60 |
| #3 | Bedula | 47% | 228 |
| #4 | 【GT】Stalker | 39% | 69 |
| #5 | Glocksicle | 38% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rapscallion | 494 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | Bedula | 201 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Johnny DoubleTap | 173 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Glocksicle | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | 【GT】Stalker | 97 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rapscallion | +2.67 | 79 | 47 |
| #2 | Johnny DoubleTap | +0.44 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | Glocksicle | +0.30 | 55 | 52 |
| #4 | Bedula | -0.36 | 38 | 47 |
| #5 | arctic banana | -0.86 | 56 | 50 |





