








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 821 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 382 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6893 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5774 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4965 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5079 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $908,528 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PULZF1R3. | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | M1jOo5 | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Schiggi | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | cHEEKY68 | 48% | 66 |
| #5 | Quechua | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | M1jOo5 | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Schiggi | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | cHEEKY68 | 48% | 66 |
| #5 | Quechua | 40% | 40 |
| #6 | STV | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHEEKY68 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | PULZF1R3. | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | STV | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHEEKY68 | 384 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #2 | M1jOo5 | 144 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | STV | 137 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Schiggi | 126 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Quechua | 88 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1jOo5 | +1.18 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | LORD | +0.57 | 76 | 78 |
| #3 | cHEEKY68 | +0.26 | 67 | 83 |
| #4 | STV | -0.04 | 56 | 72 |
| #5 | PULZF1R3. | -0.07 | 68 | 68 |





