








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 855 | 32% |
| Smokes | 683 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 504 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 611 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,584 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sn00be | 38% | 26 |
| #5 | Neas0ne | 38% | 42 |
| #6 | Blondie | 38% | 24 |
| #7 | EmanDes | 35% | 80 |
| #8 | FR1M3R | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0nnR | 4 | 0.0209 |
| #2 | Neas0ne | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | EmanDes | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Blondie | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Rebble | 1 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EmanDes | 85 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | Sn00be | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | FR1M3R | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | C0nnR | 36 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Neas0ne | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avirus | +3.05 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | Sn00be | +1.62 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | C0nnR | -1.35 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | EmanDes | -2.31 | 66 | 46 |
| #5 | FR1M3R | -2.76 | 40 | 58 |





