








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 389 | 24% |
| Smokes | 302 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 429 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 471 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,698 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord And Savior HeiHei | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | ArC | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Alphaシ | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Vrapt0r | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Neas0ne | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | EmanDes | 39% | 46 |
| #7 | Avirus | 38% | 26 |
| #8 | C0nnR | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | Blondie | 21% | 19 |
| #10 | FR1M3R | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neas0ne | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ArC | 3 | 0.0244 |
| #3 | Avirus | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Blondie | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | FR1M3R | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avirus | 76 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | EmanDes | 56 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | FR1M3R | 40 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Alphaシ | 37 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Blondie | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alphaシ | +8.72 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | ArC | +6.48 | 68 | 51 |
| #3 | Vrapt0r | +3.26 | 41 | 45 |
| #4 | Avirus | +2.64 | 81 | 71 |
| #5 | C0nnR | +0.64 | 71 | 66 |





