








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 710 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7700 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3928 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4909 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4103 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $867,867 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 755 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sᴀʀᴀɪɢʀɪᴇ | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | Bropen | 52% | 306 |
| #3 | Kassad | 49% | 227 |
| #4 | Apé | 42% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sᴀʀᴀɪɢʀɪᴇ | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | Bropen | 52% | 306 |
| #3 | Kassad | 49% | 227 |
| #4 | Apé | 42% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bropen | 27 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Kassad | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Apé | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | sᴀʀᴀɪɢʀɪᴇ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bropen | 1180 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #2 | Kassad | 258 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | sᴀʀᴀɪɢʀɪᴇ | 135 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Apé | 122 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real eyes. Realize. Real lies. | +3.49 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | sᴀʀᴀɪɢʀɪᴇ | +2.18 | 73 | 72 |
| #3 | Bropen | +1.20 | 65 | 67 |
| #4 | Kassad | -5.11 | 25 | 40 |
| #5 | Apé | -7.38 | 9 | 43 |





