








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2755 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3124 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2642 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 923 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,056,076 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9ePassager | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | TG! Moncanard | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | TG! Wix | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | PeakyBlenders y4nn | 46% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9ePassager | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | TG! Moncanard | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | TG! Wix | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | PeakyBlenders y4nn | 46% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeakyBlenders y4nn | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | TG! Wix | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeakyBlenders y4nn | 607 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | 9ePassager | 102 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | TG! Moncanard | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | TG! Wix | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeakyBlenders y4nn | +1.63 | 45 | 75 |
| #2 | n4ab | +0.37 | 64 | 54 |
| #3 | 9ePassager | +0.27 | 56 | 61 |
| #4 | TG! Wix | -0.41 | 28 | 61 |
| #5 | TG! Moncanard | -2.24 | 40 | 65 |





