








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2238 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2689 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4390 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3840 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,014,443 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dann Marshi | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | JIF | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | PeakyBlenders y4nn | 48% | 164 |
| #4 | PeakyBlenders Mikky | 47% | 199 |
| #5 | n4ab | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeakyBlenders y4nn | +2.21 | 49 | 78 |
| #2 | Dann Marshi | +1.96 | 64 | 74 |
| #3 | PeakyBlenders Mikky | +1.15 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | n4ab | +1.02 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | JIF | -0.06 | 48 | 67 |





