








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2464 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2526 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2633 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1917 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,189,041 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhino | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | The.Pope | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | ACE | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | Scavenger | 49% | 65 |
| #5 | Authentic | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TopShotKenny | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | ACE | 7 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | Scavenger | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Mozzarellaaa | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Authentic | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Authentic | 272 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | ACE | 149 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | TopShotKenny | 115 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Scavenger | 108 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | The.Pope | 99 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | +8.70 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | Dalboe | +4.58 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | Authentic | +3.24 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | Scavenger | +2.56 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | Rhino | +0.25 | 27 | 35 |





