








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 848 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5091 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5354 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6308 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6656 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,177,216 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 645 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psychological warfare | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Ekizac | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | PoPo-Jb | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Purple | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Genghis chan | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psychological warfare | 332 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #2 | PoPo-Jb | 318 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | V4nH4cK | 158 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Genghis chan | 120 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Purple | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psychological warfare | +5.36 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | Purple | +5.15 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | V4nH4cK | +2.27 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | Dr Z | +0.68 | 57 | 59 |
| #5 | Genghis chan | -0.70 | 45 | 44 |





