








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 468 | 20% |
| Smokes | 887 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 523 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 512 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $260,887 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Trash Man | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | Tam | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | зеленый | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | ✪ No»⭐️«Carry | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Nyo Foxo | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | зеленый | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | ✪ No»⭐️«Carry | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Nyo Foxo | 46% | 26 |
| #6 | Sir Cancerlot | 45% | 42 |
| #7 | ✪Jen | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sir Cancerlot | 18 | 0.0243 |
| #2 | Mr. Trash Man | 8 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | Nyo Foxo | 5 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | зеленый | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | ✪Jen | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nyo Foxo | 85 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mr. Trash Man | 84 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sir Cancerlot | 65 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪Jen | 23 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | зеленый | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Trash Man | +4.99 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | Sir Cancerlot | +2.90 | 82 | 39 |
| #3 | Nyo Foxo | +1.73 | 48 | 59 |
| #4 | Tam | +0.84 | 64 | 38 |
| #5 | ✪ No»⭐️«Carry | +0.80 | 71 | 62 |





