








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1091 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 207 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 68,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24379 | 36% |
| Smokes | 19279 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 14307 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 10044 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,849,925 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uggla | 51% | 80 |
| #2 | Snylt | 50% | 220 |
| #3 | Miffosockerbit | 47% | 266 |
| #4 | Llama | 47% | 334 |
| #5 | mazlda | 46% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greger | +1.83 | 53 | 81 |
| #2 | Snylt | +1.61 | 52 | 71 |
| #3 | Aday | +1.42 | 48 | 66 |
| #4 | mazlda | +0.79 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | Nhatii | +0.64 | 67 | 73 |





