








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1389 matches | ||
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 208 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2025 | 10% |
| Smokes | 9684 | 47% |
| HE Grenades | 3755 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4928 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,959,165 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Roots | 36% | 604 |
| #10 | dissi | 35% | 607 |
| #11 | BuDLoo | 35% | 176 |
| #12 | FABINOURS | 33% | 92 |
| #13 | Doggy_Boy - | 29% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalCon | 65 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Roots | 30 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | dissi | 21 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | theothefrog | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | jason bourne | 14 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roots | 535 | 0.04 | 14 min |
| #2 | FalCon | 406 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #3 | dissi | 288 | 0.02 | 6 min |
| #4 | Doggy_Boy - | 175 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Memento mori ☠ | 166 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R.Krispy | +4.07 | 40 | 56 |
| #2 | WillBeBackSoon | +2.58 | 46 | 49 |
| #3 | Doggy_Boy - | +2.16 | 48 | 56 |
| #4 | FalCon | +0.66 | 25 | 41 |
| #5 | Roots | +0.36 | 17 | 52 |





