








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 1,761 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3254 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2459 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2717 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1955 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $550,458 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duckling | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | El Brappo Chapo | 47% | 126 |
| #3 | stwik | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | b028rqaqpaxz | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duckling | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | El Brappo Chapo | 47% | 126 |
| #3 | stwik | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | b028rqaqpaxz | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Brappo Chapo | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | stwik | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | b028rqaqpaxz | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Brappo Chapo | 317 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | b028rqaqpaxz | 74 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | stwik | 51 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | duckling | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b028rqaqpaxz | +3.44 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Inf | +2.00 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | El Brappo Chapo | -1.37 | 58 | 62 |
| #4 | duckling | -3.44 | 18 | 36 |
| #5 | stwik | -3.61 | 39 | 39 |





