








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 965 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1016 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1424 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1077 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,604 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0ghi | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Adapa | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | stev.v | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | ✪ ConanX | 46% | 68 |
| #5 | ;3 | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stev.v | 303 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪ ConanX | 247 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | J0ghi | 64 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #4 | Adapa | 63 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | J0ghi 1.6<3 | 46 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stev.v | +2.94 | 85 | 77 |
| #2 | ✪ ConanX | +2.25 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | J0ghi | +1.66 | 24 | 84 |
| #4 | rdNNN *.* | +0.18 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | Adapa | -0.24 | 67 | 69 |





