








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2690 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2323 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2001 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1774 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $609,680 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | 62% | 76 |
| #3 | friberg | 61% | 103 |
| #4 | venyniilo | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | motherfucker jones | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | 62% | 76 |
| #3 | friberg | 61% | 103 |
| #4 | venyniilo | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | motherfucker jones | 56% | 45 |
| #6 | f0rest | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friberg | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | 123 | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | venyniilo | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friberg | 330 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | 293 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | motherfucker jones | 172 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | f0rest | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | venyniilo | 89 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | +2.72 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | motherfucker jones | +2.58 | 92 | 72 |
| #3 | GeT_RiGhT | +2.21 | 81 | 74 |
| #4 | COYG | +1.90 | 89 | 66 |
| #5 | friberg | +1.42 | 86 | 74 |





