








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 840 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,813 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2695 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3261 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3162 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2695 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,159,124 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1me | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | kultimo | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Sörsselssön | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Luttinen | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | JANNU[e] | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kultimo | 803 | 0.27 | 25 min |
| #2 | L1me | 437 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | Sörsselssön | 120 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Y L L I | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vilbu | 79 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANNU[e] | +5.38 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | ✞Bratsu✞ | +2.25 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | Luttinen | +2.01 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | JukeNukem | +0.16 | 52 | 58 |
| #5 | Y L L I | +0.07 | 56 | 70 |





