








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 180 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3898 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5223 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6293 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5306 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,403,860 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 470 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peij00n4 | 54% | 57 |
| #2 | Vilbu | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | Jarii | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | L1me | 49% | 187 |
| #5 | kultimo | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kultimo | 709 | 0.28 | 21 min |
| #2 | L1me | 480 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | Peij00n4 | 197 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Sörsselssön | 184 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Soft | 143 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peij00n4 | +1.44 | 63 | 73 |
| #2 | Jarii | +1.43 | 51 | 66 |
| #3 | JukeNukem | +0.19 | 53 | 64 |
| #4 | L1me | -0.06 | 33 | 80 |
| #5 | Sörsselssön | -0.18 | 52 | 70 |





