








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4702 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4884 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4092 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4879 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $831,418 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ξvolu₮ion | 54% | 261 |
| #2 | Cori | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | slaesk | 47% | 152 |
| #4 | HallamiNe | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ξvolu₮ion | 54% | 261 |
| #2 | Cori | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | slaesk | 47% | 152 |
| #4 | HallamiNe | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slaesk | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Ξvolu₮ion | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ξvolu₮ion | 235 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #2 | slaesk | 219 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | HallamiNe | 115 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Cori | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ξvolu₮ion | +0.94 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | ImJolli93 | -0.29 | 49 | 74 |
| #3 | slaesk | -0.90 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | HallamiNe | -1.43 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | Cori | -2.37 | 39 | 32 |





