








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 665 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 279 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12456 | 26% |
| Smokes | 15277 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 11371 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8754 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,604,396 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 824 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viper | 52% | 177 |
| #2 | ПΛƧƬY | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | N7Shifu | 48% | 168 |
| #4 | tomy | 45% | 66 |
| #5 | ★Jany★ | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viper | 52% | 177 |
| #2 | ПΛƧƬY | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | N7Shifu | 48% | 168 |
| #4 | tomy | 45% | 66 |
| #5 | ★Jany★ | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N7Shifu | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ПΛƧƬY | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Viper | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | tomy | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viper | 749 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | N7Shifu | 661 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | tomy | 174 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | ПΛƧƬY | 169 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | ★Jany★ | 46 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N7Shifu | +2.98 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | tomy | +1.84 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | Viper | +0.30 | 57 | 77 |
| #4 | N7Cypher | -0.19 | 53 | 68 |
| #5 | ПΛƧƬY | -1.39 | 34 | 66 |





