








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1892 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2417 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2371 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1342 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,691 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 708 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benny | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | jezzy jez | 56% | 52 |
| #3 | gukoo | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | bobby billions | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | Crickett | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benny | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | jezzy jez | 56% | 52 |
| #3 | gukoo | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | bobby billions | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | Crickett | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jezzy jez | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Crickett | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | benny | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jezzy jez | 131 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | bobby billions | 106 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | benny | 85 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | gukoo | 31 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Crickett | 19 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jezzy jez | +2.75 | 88 | 53 |
| #2 | benny | +1.86 | 80 | 52 |
| #3 | bobby billions | +1.52 | 66 | 52 |
| #4 | Crickett | +0.49 | 54 | 46 |
| #5 | toby? | -1.37 | 50 | 63 |





