








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 875 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,885 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8222 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5890 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6273 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4500 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,218,818 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakob | 18 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | hyptianc | 8 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | shorty | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | LRK | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ungenuss | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakob | 1216 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #2 | shorty | 547 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | Grâm | 371 | 0.42 | 8 min |
| #4 | ♕Yallah♕Yallah♕ | 338 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | BøkajKami | 320 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pisse aus meinem Arsch :< | +2.29 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Grâm | +1.91 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | BøkajKami | +1.44 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | Instii | +0.61 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | Hilsbeck | +0.58 | 68 | 48 |





