








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1560 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 234 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6971 | 15% |
| Smokes | 10728 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 14498 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 14906 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,863,642 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘩 ^^ | 63% | 108 |
| 50% | 110 | ||
| #3 | Q-Plan?! | 50% | 150 |
| 49% | 192 | ||
| #5 | Shorty | 47% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akuma | +2.23 | 61 | 53 |
| #2 | 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘩 ^^ | +1.78 | 61 | 42 |
| +0.71 | 55 | 40 | ||
| +0.58 | 47 | 58 | ||
| #5 | Q-Plan?! | -0.04 | 27 | 61 |





