








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4367 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4978 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5166 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4385 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,217,790 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nut Nasty | 66% | 85 |
| #2 | shneck chess ;} | 63% | 63 |
| #3 | Dwayne | 63% | 143 |
| #4 | CANDICE | 59% | 138 |
| #5 | Gerald of River | 56% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dwayne | +4.04 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | James Bongo | +2.56 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | ItsNikoBear | +2.13 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | Nut Nasty | +1.63 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | shneck chess ;} | +0.73 | 72 | 51 |





