








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2274 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2773 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2047 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2343 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $670,824 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 871 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jizOr | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | nano | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Ellen är SILVER 1 | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | S1NK3N | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | zalky | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jizOr | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | nano | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Ellen är SILVER 1 | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | S1NK3N | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | zalky | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jizOr | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | zalky | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jizOr | 102 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | zalky | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | nano | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | S1NK3N | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ellen är SILVER 1 | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nano | +2.95 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | FCZTORE | +1.56 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | zalky | +0.33 | 65 | 72 |
| #4 | Ellen är SILVER 1 | +0.09 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | jizOr | -0.49 | 75 | 64 |





