








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1521 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 356 matches | ||
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2603 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2300 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 6141 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 5679 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,113,918 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goldspieler | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | masH | 54% | 87 |
| #3 | Mad Stats | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | FUTURE KID | 51% | 94 |
| #5 | KptnPiet | 51% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | masH | +2.37 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | FUTURE KID | +1.18 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | H00ber | +0.79 | 46 | 76 |
| #4 | Arotak | +0.37 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | goldspieler | +0.20 | 69 | 64 |





