








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Esplay | 32 matches | 1,873 | |
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1312 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1472 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1471 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1138 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $627,727 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B4nk1 | 54% | 78 |
| #2 | TB | 52% | 95 |
| #3 | ☣ bLIRRAN | 51% | 41 |
| #4 | #FeraligatR #160 | 49% | 134 |
| #5 | 夜神月 | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 夜神月 | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | Xaarlan | 40% | 10 |
| #7 | ChannEEEツ | 35% | 23 |
| #8 | andii✦ | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | Lemner | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #FeraligatR #160 | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | TB | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | 夜神月 | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #FeraligatR #160 | 417 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | B4nk1 | 302 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | TB | 158 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | ☣ bLIRRAN | 99 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | 夜神月 | 57 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 夜神月 | +2.62 | 83 | 79 |
| #2 | #FeraligatR #160 | +2.26 | 76 | 77 |
| #3 | ☣ bLIRRAN | +0.77 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | andii✦ | +0.08 | 69 | 77 |
| #5 | TB | -0.46 | 72 | 57 |





