








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1998 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1879 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2300 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1994 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,285,294 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madskat | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | prXarN | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Brian! :-) | 59% | 158 |
| #4 | Hoier | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | pinguinZ | 57% | 263 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pinguinZ | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Brian! :-) | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | The Jeff | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Hoier | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Feeede | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pinguinZ | 1496 | 0.28 | 40 min |
| #2 | Brian! :-) | 1012 | 0.32 | 25 min |
| #3 | The Jeff | 551 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #4 | Feeede | 306 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | prXarN | 91 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pinguinZ | +6.22 | 93 | 76 |
| #2 | prXarN | +3.39 | 82 | 85 |
| #3 | Thomas // TT | +1.44 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | Brian! :-) | -0.37 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | Madskat | -0.43 | 84 | 66 |





