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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2540 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3616 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4424 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 460 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,170,873 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jae | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | iguanahotsauce | 43% | 37 |
| #3 | BigJimmy(BunBun) | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jae | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | iguanahotsauce | 43% | 37 |
| #3 | BigJimmy(BunBun) | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jae | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigJimmy(BunBun) | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | jae | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | iguanahotsauce | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jae | +1.49 | 58 | 15 |
| #2 | Keyser Soze | -0.10 | 38 | 50 |
| #3 | BigJimmy(BunBun) | -3.39 | 30 | 29 |
| #4 | iguanahotsauce | -5.47 | 2 | 19 |





