








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1579 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1260 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1787 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1219 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,508 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | mindplay | 59% | 63 |
| #3 | Mauci | 57% | 106 |
| #4 | bauer | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | mindplay | 59% | 63 |
| #3 | Mauci | 57% | 106 |
| #4 | bauer | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mauci | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | mindplay | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mauci | 190 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | mindplay | 168 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 115 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | bauer | 32 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aNGUL0 | +1.48 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | Mauci | +0.92 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | +0.70 | 56 | 73 |
| #4 | mindplay | +0.46 | 73 | 71 |
| #5 | bauer | -0.55 | 51 | 65 |





