








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2874 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1503 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1198 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1638 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,992 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 780 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustiN` | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | SilverNinja | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | Mig | 44% | 70 |
| #4 | Tong Litty | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustiN` | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | SilverNinja | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | Mig | 44% | 70 |
| #4 | Tong Litty | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mig | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | SilverNinja | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mig | 172 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | JustiN` | 133 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tong Litty | 90 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | SilverNinja | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustiN` | +6.77 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | Tong Litty | +4.56 | 69 | 77 |
| #3 | dan4k | -0.91 | 53 | 66 |
| #4 | Mig | -1.42 | 39 | 57 |
| #5 | SilverNinja | -6.24 | 19 | 54 |





