








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 661 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1460 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1364 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1755 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,054 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Gabbaren | 53% | 58 |
| #8 | Kapish | 50% | 20 |
| #9 | lucas1too | 33% | 9 |
| #10 | Branel | 30% | 10 |
| #11 | kukPEEK | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kraiss | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Gabbaren | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Nais | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | KrabbiN | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kukPEEK | +4.56 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | Stekare | +3.71 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | KrabbiN | +2.53 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | Kraiss | +0.96 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | lucas1too | +0.63 | 44 | 63 |





