








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7351 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6482 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6079 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5502 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $271,344 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MixtureOfHerbs | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | w4k4 | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | nN | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MixtureOfHerbs | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | w4k4 | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | nN | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4k4 | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | nN | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | MixtureOfHerbs | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4k4 | 234 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | nN | 100 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | MixtureOfHerbs | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MixtureOfHerbs | +1.03 | 65 | 78 |
| #2 | panther | +0.61 | 50 | 81 |
| #3 | nN | -0.97 | 38 | 76 |
| #4 | w4k4 | -1.04 | 42 | 78 |





