








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 665 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2446 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3790 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9264 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 2923 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,825,915 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yete | 49% | 47 |
| #2 | Pleb City | 48% | 506 |
| #3 | MayorOfTheTrap iYeetAss 69 | 47% | 369 |
| #4 | jebbers just better | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yete | 49% | 47 |
| #2 | Pleb City | 48% | 506 |
| #3 | MayorOfTheTrap iYeetAss 69 | 47% | 369 |
| #4 | jebbers just better | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pleb City | 41 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | MayorOfTheTrap iYeetAss 69 | 26 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | yete | 10 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | jebbers just better | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pleb City | 3400 | 0.32 | 85 min |
| #2 | MayorOfTheTrap iYeetAss 69 | 583 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #3 | yete | 233 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | jebbers just better | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pleb City | +2.36 | 68 | 71 |
| #2 | yete | +0.38 | 63 | 47 |
| #3 | jebbers just better | -0.02 | 70 | 53 |
| #4 | scavvvInPaJaMaS- | -0.20 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | MayorOfTheTrap iYeetAss 69 | -0.33 | 54 | 64 |





